It’s the future and instead of cars we all have spaceships. Or, more realistically, it’s not the future but you think about what you would name a spaceship if you had one, in the future.
Whatever the situation, you only get one chance to give your vessel a title that befits it, so don’t screw it up by naming it one of the worst names ever. Take our advice below and command the universe.
BEST: Star searcher 9.
WORST: Star search hosted by Ed McMahon.
BEST: Universe explorer.
WORST: Feelings Explorer.
BEST: Space seeker 1.
WORST: Vagina seeker 69 (decommissioned for failure to find anything).
BEST: Odyssey 41.
WORST: Odd sister who’s forty-one and still isn’t married. Doesn’t even have a boyfriend.
BEST: Limitless 6.
WORST: Need to be home for dinner at six.
BEST: Battle fleet commander.
WORST: Butt and feet that smell like coriander.
WORST: Talks a lot of shit but pussies out of the actual fight(er).
The best. The worst. You don't need to decide, because we do for you.