Best and worst spaceship names.
It’s the future and instead of cars we all have spaceships. Or, more realistically, it’s not the future but you think about what you would name a spaceship if you had one, in the future.
Whatever the situation, you only get one chance to give your vessel a title that befits it, so don’t screw it up by naming it one of the worst names ever. Take our advice below and command the universe.
BEST: Star searcher 9.
WORST: Star search hosted by Ed McMahon.
BEST: Universe explorer.
WORST: Feelings Explorer.
BEST: Space seeker 1.
WORST: Vagina seeker 69 (decommissioned for failure to find anything).
BEST: Odyssey 41.
WORST: Odd sister who’s forty-one and still isn’t married. Doesn’t even have a boyfriend.
BEST: Limitless 6.
WORST: Need to be home for dinner at six.
BEST: Battle fleet commander.
WORST: Butt and feet that smell like coriander.
WORST: Talks a lot of shit but pussies out of the actual fight(er).
The best. The worst. You don't need to decide, because we do for you.