It’s the future and instead of cars we all have spaceships. Or, more realistically, it’s not the future but you think about what you would name a spaceship if you had one, in the future. Whatever the situation, you only get one chance to give your vessel a title that befits it, so don’t screw it up by naming it one of the worst names ever. Take our advice below and command the universe. BEST: Star searcher 9. WORST: Star search hosted by Ed McMahon. BEST: Universe explorer. WORST: Feelings Explorer. BEST: Space seeker 1. WORST: Vagina seeker 69 (decommissioned for failure to find anything). BEST: Odyssey 41. WORST: Odd sister who’s forty-one and still isn’t married. Doesn’t even have a boyfriend. BEST: Limitless 6. WORST: Need to be home for dinner at six. BEST: Battle fleet commander. WORST: Butt and feet that smell like coriander. BEST: Starfighter. WORST: Talks a lot of shit but pussies out of the actual fight(er). |
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