The WORST questions to ask when you meet new people. Stop saying these today.

Most of us are more socially awkward than we’d like to admit. When meeting new people, we often try to make a good impression while accomplishing just the opposite. Experts say not to ask what someone does for a living, but there are many other questions that will put strangers on the defensive and make you look insensitive, rude, and boorish. 
 
The next time you are networking, interviewing, or meeting the neighbors, avoid these common but inadvertently offensive questions:
 
“What’s up YOUR ass?”
 
“Did you just fart or is that me? Yup, it’s me. Welcome to my fart.”
 
“Shake my hand! Unnngh! Shake mah HAAAAAND!”
 
“Why is your face so fucked up?”
 
“Why is it I wanna say FUCK YOU to you so badly?”
 
“FUCK YOU. Sorry, that wasn’t a question. Fuck you? Yes.”
 
“If you take out your butt plug, will you smile more?”
 
“Ricky? Is that you? Come on, Ricky. I know it’s you. Look at me. Look into my eyes and say it isn’t you, Ricky! Look into my eyes!”

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