The (new) top six worst things to ever happen to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s Britani Bateman.

As Bravo’s Real Housewives of Salt Lake City nears its season end, “friend of the housewives” Britani Bateman revealed that being harassed for hours on a flight by Meredith Marks was “literally, like, the sixth worst thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.”
 
In our continuing coverage of what might be the most important show about women who may have soaked in college, the Intergalactic Business Report went further than we were comfortable by investigating just what the top six worst things were that befell Britani. As we probed deeper and deeper without moving our bodies, we found ourselves asking the same question again and again:“What was the former number six ranked thing that was displaced by the Meredith airplane assault?” Because, in a way, Meredith did Britani a favor by making another traumatic experience slightly less traumatic, right? 
 
Top six worst things that ever happened to Britani Bateman (plus the new number seven worst thing):
 

1. Being shown a dead beaver vagina by an old prospector when she was in middle school.
2. Pickleball with “Gary.”
3. The claw machine at Ringo’s Pizza that was rigged against children.
4. Finding out Cheetos had actual toes in them. 
5. Tom Hanks in the “Polar Express.”
6. Meredith Marks on the plane, blah blah blah.
7. Tom Hanks in “Bosom Buddies.” 

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