The ten most and least attractive hobbies for men (according to straight women)

Painting (or whatever this guy is doing) didn't make either category.

Collecting baseball cards was fun when you were ten, but now that you’re older, it definitely isn’t going to get you girls. As men age, a bright and critical light shines on them—by women deciding whether you are good enough to mate with. Does that sound cold, clinical, and maybe even a bit ruthless? Don’t take our word for it*.
 
We asked heterosexual women what male hobbies turn them on and off most. The results? Many common side passions are red flags while more unusual pursuits are panty droppers. If you’re a regular guy who wants to up his game, take notice of what you do for fun and whether it’s making her hot or making you not. 
 
We list the most and the least below:
 
Most attractive male hobbies, according to women:
 

1. Super yachting.
2. Butler whipping.
3. Wrapping hundred-dollar bills into big wads and handing them to women.
4. Lamborghini driving.
5. Accusing maids of stealing things. 
6. Estate planning.
7. Yelling at groundskeepers.
8. Surprising you with jewelry and cars.
9. Limousine choosing.
10. Yelling at gay party planners in a back and forth, equally bitchy, but not quite at the point where they kiss each other before you walk in the room and ask what’s going on and they’re both like, “We’re just trying to make sure your off-year random birthday party is perfect” and you’re like, “Ugh. Get a room.” And then you look back and say, “It BETTER be perfect, hos.”

 
Least attractive male hobbies, according to women:
 

1. Face removal.
2. Look like your dad contests.
3. Adult baby racing.
4. Pickleball.
5. Hide and seek in my belly button hole.
6. Sex with your dad.
7. Trying to look Chinese.
8. Guarding a bridge and requiring people to answer a riddle before crossing. 
9. 4-week-long only speak in a robot voice marathons.
10.  What can fit in my butt?

 

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