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The top ten least attractive male names, according to women.

10/29/2025

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If you can only make one first impression, your name can too. Or something like that. In an extensive survey spanning forty-six countries and including close to seventy-thousand participants* the Intergalactic Business Report asked women which male names were least attractive. While we assumed “Jugdish” would be right up there, this name never even placed in the conversation. Below, we tell you what did:
 
The top ten least attractive male names, according to women.
 
  1. “Always broke” Brian.
  2. “Violent temper” Randy.
  3. “Penis don’t work” Steve.
  4. “Might have a vagina” Mike.
  5. “Can I borrow five dollars” Trent.
  6. “Into dinosaurs” Frank.
  7. Bagwat.
  8. “Don’t have my own place yet” Carl.
  9. “In between jobs” Cody.
  10. John Wayne Gacy. 

*"Close" is a subjective term and in this case ranges from 0 to the number expressed above. 
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