The worst things to say to someone who’s depressed.

One thing most of us have learned in the past decade is that psychology, and things like it, are hard. People have problems, and so do we, and sometimes in order to have relationships, we need to say things and words that have meanings we may not even understand. So, what do you do when someone says he’s depressed? We don’t know. But we can tell you what NOT to say. We tell you the very worst of that.
 
What NOT to say to someone who’s depressed.

1. “At least you’re financially secure, right? Right? Don’t tell me you’re having money problems too.”  ​

2. “What’s that thing on your face? Cancer?”

3. “Hold up. I’m gonna ask AI what to say to you.”  

4. “You need to get DRUNK, bro. We are gettin’ DRUNK. Let’s go, bro. Let’s get DRUNK.”  

5. “Watch this gun. Imma be right back.”  

6. “Maybe you need to take your butt plug out. You’re way too uptight. You don’t have a butt plug in? Then what the fuck is wrong with you?”  

7. “Know what’s depressing? You.”  

8. “You’re way past your life expectancy so you should savor every moment you have left.”  

9. “Think you’re depressed now? Just wait till life really hits you with some shit. You need to toughen up or you’re not gonna make it, bro.”  

10. “Want me to tickle you or something?”  

​11. “Here I go again on my own! Come on motherfucker. Sing it with me!”

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