Worst quotation nicknames.

Jimmy "I ate too much arugula" Fenneman.

If your nickname isn’t in “quotes” then it isn’t really a nickname, is it? This week, the Intergalactic Business Report scours the world for the very worst quotation nicknames. Because this is a global project, some of the nicknames may be culturally hard to understand, but only if you’re racist or whatever.
 
 
Worst quotation nicknames (not in order of shittiness):
 
 
Bango “I stuff mittens in mouth to stop the rain” Bahongro.
 
Jeff “My belly button launches a fart” Martens.
 
Felix “Nipple Face” Orangestead.
 
Chip “I believe this penis belongs to you” Farenstein.
 
Semarit “Son of Banana Soup” Hakarastaki.
 
Fenerian “PFFFFFFFT” Francis.
 
Jimmy “Little bit involved with the Mafia, like I know some guys, but I’m not ‘made’ or nothing” Lutelli.
 
Big “Dick in relative terms, depending on what you consider big” Herman. 
 
Larry “I got stuck inside my mom’s car again, can someone let me out” Turlen.
 
Cynthia “Whoops I’m your sister,” Bergano.
 
Brendan “can I get your mom’s number” Jamison. 
 

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