As Chicago nears a fur ban, other longstanding businesses are soon to follow.

With a movement to ban Chicago furriers, other traditional businesses fear they may be next. This week, the Intergalactic Business Report looks into professions that are primed for the chopping block. If you work in one of these fields, it may be time to find a new career. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 
 
Professions that are likely to be banned next by the City of Chicago.

​Jalopy repairmen.
Livery stable cleaners.
Milk men who impregnate wives.
In’jun hunters.
Organ grinders. 
Organ grinders’ monkeys.
Soda jerks.
Men who shout the news at you for a nickel.
Pony express riders.
Brothel madams. 
“No Irish Allowed” sign makers.
Werewolf fighters.
Night watchmen.
Tape deck repairmen. 
Barber shop quartets.
Witch trial judges.
Pigeon chefs.
Midget trainers.
Surly sea captains.
Snake oil salesmen.
Cannon ball makers.
Minstrel show performers.
Corset designers. 
Asbestos installers.
Occultists.
Horse divers. 
Posses. 
Chastity belt manufacturers.
Grizzled prospectors.
Bootleggers.
Haberdashers.
Duelists.
Swordsmen. 
Eugenicists. 
Mendicants. 
Stokers. 
Saloon pianists.
Whalers.

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