The New York Post’s Asia Grace wins the IBR award for excellence in journalism.

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The Intergalactic Business Report’s version of the Pulitzer Prize goes to New York Post reporter Asia Grace,  whose work is described by our selection committee as “the kind of journalism that answers the questions most people are afraid to ask, or would never think of asking, or wouldn’t ask because why would you, or YOU would ask, but that’s just you.”
 
The committee points to Ms. Grace’s work on TSA airport security as one of the central reasons for her winning the award. Her articles on big butts and swamp crotch setting off airport security alarms are cherished by IBR editors as “breakthrough coverage of events that affect Americans with huge asses and poor taint hygiene daily.”
 
Grace’s work on other issues such as parents who use ChatGPT to raise their children and moms who sell their breast milk to support their lavish lifestyles certainly raised her status in the final decision, according to Dusty Latouffe, Supreme Editor. 
 
“Everything Asia Grace does is something we look up to at IBR. Her work is connected to us in a very real way. It’s as if she is writing articles that would appear in our magazine. She is probably the greatest swamp crotch/big booty/breast milk reporter we have ever had the pleasure to read.”
 
While the Intergalactic Business Report’s Excellence in Journalism award comes with no cash prize or even physical trophy, it is stated clearly in the award’s rules that the recipient will be  “regaled with praise and honor only bestowed upon her/him in this situation, time, and, place,” and that the winner will also get “the moral and pyrrhic victory associated with receiving recognition from a publication whose readers are certified as mentally disabled.”
 
Congratulations, Asia. 

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