We release our financials ahead of selling the Intergalactic Business Report.

Unreal numbers.

Some readers have questioned the value of the Intergalactic Business Report ahead of our selling it to a still as of yet undisclosed rich person. Criticism has ranged from “how the fuck did you get a valuation of $12.8 Million,” to “What do you even do?” To silence those who would ever question our integrity and motives, we are now publicly sharing our financial and operational details, below.
 
Company structure: 100% privately owned.

Revenue: $5-10 dollars (yearly).

Actual Revenue: Below that. Probably way below. Like negative. But we don’t have “books” or whatever. 

Projected revenue: $12.8 Million (after our sale).

Leadership: Dusty Latouffe, Supreme Editor. Some other guys.

Organizational structure: Open. We invite anyone to join because we believe in freedom.

Physical assets: Imaginary.

Debt/liability: Probably a lot but see above about how we don’t do accounting. 

Employee salaries: Variable, but dependent on the changing value of Taco Bell coupons.

Intangibles: $42.9 Million.

Brand value: $117.5 Million.
 
Total: $173.2 Million. 

YOU save: $160 Million? 
​
YOU not taking this deal: Stupid. 

IBR MERCH Also for sale