Deleted scenes from your favorite movies that change everything (for the better?)

Did we just become best friends? Many of us can effortlessly quote films like “Step Brothers,” “Caddy Shack,” and even “Goodfellas.” But those magical cinema moments are just what made it to the final cut. Hundreds of deleted scenes exist, and while some of them were snipped to save time, others were discarded because they would have totally altered the movies we love. 
 
This week, we dug deep into our movie vault and discovered never-used scenes that, if included, may have changed the way we see our most cherished entertainment productions forever.  Probably for the better.
 
 
Deleted scenes from your favorite movies that change everything. 
 
Rain Main. 
In a deleted scene from their trip to Las Vegas, Dustin Hoffman’s character, Raymond, says, “I’m not actually retarded. Let’s get laid.”
 
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Phoebe Cates sees Judge Reinhold whacking off and she’s into it. 
 
My Best Friend’s Wedding.
Dermot Mulroney has sex with a prostitute who holds a loaded gun in his mouth so he can get an erection. 
 
Goodfellas.
Joe Pesci gets his shine box and shines the guy’s shoes. It’s awkward. And he doesn’t do a great job, so the tip isn’t good.
 
Indecent proposal.
In revenge for what his wife did, Woody Harrelson sucks off a hobo for 15 dollars. In a twist, Woody pays him, thus proving it really wasn’t ever about the money.
 
Love Actually.
Andrew Lincoln’s last card to Keira Knightley reads: “Let’s fuck?”
 
Gone with the Wind.
In the original cut, Clark Gable doesn’t say: “I don’t give a damn.” In the lost scene, he says, “Yeah… You make a good point,” but he just says that because he’s not really listening. Then he’s like, “Yeah…” again. And he follows that up with, “I’ve got a thing to get to, but I’ll be back later. Peace.”

Taxi Driver.
Travis Bickell looks in a mirror and says, “You talking to me?” And the mirror says, “Yeah.” And that’s the end of it. 
 
How to lose a guy in ten days.
When Kate Hudson names Matthew McConaughey’s dick Princess Sophia, he tries to have sex with her anyway because guys don’t really care about that. 
 
My Best Friend’s Wedding (BONUS).
Dermot Mulroney and Julia Roberts murder a hobo and laugh. Because that’s the kind of shit they did during all their fun adventures between the ages of 20 and 28. 
 
Menace II Society.
When the crackhead offers to suck O-Dog’s dick, he agrees. He also decides that he’s actually pretty hungry and takes the cheeseburgers too.  

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