Erotic Halloween movies streaming this month.

It’s Halloween month in America and many are seeking the scariest movies to soothe our need to imagine humans being slaughtered, evil spirits popping up behind priests, and crypto beasts invading our homes. But for a growing amount of the population, a different kind of film is driving viewing preferences. Enter the erotic Halloween movie, which isn’t porn* but is very close, and whose plots mix the spooky with the kinky. 
 
To save you from accidentally searching porn titles, the Intergalactic Business Report offers you a list of the best and hottest erotic Halloween movies, streaming right now:
 
1. Abigall’s Ghostly Panties. Abi Johanson has a dark secret. Her underwear is dead. Huh? Turns out her undies used to be worn by a Victorian lady who had a lot of sex with random mendicants she encountered on the streets of London. When Abi stayed at the Trenningham Arms on a post-college vacation to find herself, she woke up wearing them. At first, she screamed. But then she felt a certain cold comfort and began transforming into Ms. Minkle, the bawdy old whore to whom the foul garments belonged. When Abi meets and falls in love with dashing royal Samuel Boynefeld, he asks her to marry him and live at his lonely estate in the north of England. But Abi’s panties long for the London streets until they find out that Samuel too has a pair of possessed undies. Is it a match made in hell? Or just two attractive young people wearing nasty 19th century underwear? Streaming on Netflix.
  
2. Tie Me Up and Almost Kill Me. Fred Givens has a peculiar kink. He likes to be subdued and beaten. Good thing other people are into subduing and beating people because otherwise Fred’s sex life would be empty. One night, Fred’s Tinder date gets a little too rough and almost kills him, but doesn’t, leaving Fred to wonder if he can push the limits of his sexuality closer to death. SPOILER ALERT: Fred’s new sex partner is into it but is also reasonable enough to see the danger and exits the relationship, leaving Fred’s sex life empty (see above). But when Fred meets an actual serial killer, he believes he has found a partner who can finally satisfy him. SPOILER ALERT: turns out that’s a bad idea because the serial killer and Fred aren’t on the same page when it comes to what they want. So Fred just gets flat out murdered. On Amazon Prime.  

3. The Sun and the Stench. This horror gem takes place in the fictional town of Assville, Ohio, which is almost permanently dark and cloudy. Assville is near a chemical plant that often blows a foul stench upon the citizens. Before the stench, there is sunlight, but only for a moment. While most people accept Assville for what it is, plucky teenagers Terrence and Fiona decide to solve the mystery of the odor. SPOILER ALERT: They’re all living inside someone’s butt, and the sunlight is when the butt passage opens up to fart. Streaming on Tubi. 

4. Nasty Girllzzzzz. The biggest whores and the biggest whores all have an orgy to decide who is the biggest whore. And it takes place on Halloween (probably). Available only on VHS.  

5. Pumpkin Fuckers Five. See our 2024 article. This movie still holds up, a year later.  

6. Isn’t it Time We Stopped Having Sex with Our Masks On? A documentary about people who only have sex while wearing Halloween masks. Not very scary, except for the fact that these people wear Halloween masks when they fuck each other. So, kind of scary except no one dies. SPOILER ALERT: the group decides it is NOT time to stop having sex with their masks on, so stay tuned till there’s a follow up documentary or whatever, where they revisit that question. Streaming on IFC. 

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*It’s porn. 

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