Other things Chris from Vanderpump “did one time.”

The flooding stopped that day.

The reboot of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules has left fans struggling to adapt to new characters who are competing to have the most fucked-up backstory. So far, OnlyFans creator Chris seems to be in the lead ahead of his semi-girlfriend Audrey, whose longtime girlfriend turned into a man.
 
If you saw the movie Summer School in the 80’s, you’ll remember the puckish “Chainsaw,” who has been rebirthed on Vanderpump as “Jason,” Chris’s cousin, roommate, and partner in teasing gay men on the internet with shower antics and penis pumps. They also work at Lisa Vanderpump’s Sur as a bartender and a host. One thing’s for sure, Jason and Chris always have each other’s backs and will even rub them in intimate massage videos.
 
As Chris’s relationship with Audrey blossoms and then wilts and then blossoms again before wilting, they struggle with what they are to each other and whether they should take the “next step” to become boyfriend-girlfriend. Since Chris is planning to travel to Europe and Bali (where he is not going to have sex with ALL the women he meets) over the summer, he is conflicted about whether to take that step now or wait till he’s returned and THEN disappoint Audrey by becoming her boyfriend. 
 
The drama rises as Jason inadvertently mentions that Chris “did a porn one time” and dated his co-star afterwards. Somehow this relates to his situation with Audrey, and the two cousin-bros sit in a car and ponder what commitment and love really mean. They decide it’s best for Chris to really consider that for Audrey, romance means a relationship where Chris doesn’t fuck other people. Chris looks puzzled and agrees to think it over.
 
With each episode, viewers see the slow burn buildup of shit Chris is into and what he’s done in the past. First, we learn he’s been on reality dating shows. Then we see he does OnlyFans content. Then it’s revealed that content is super gay and with his own cousin. Now we know he’s done porn. 
 
In an effort to get ahead of what comes next, the Intergalactic Business Report tells our readers what else Chris “did one time” so that all his peccadilloes are officially registered. We identify 11 new secrets we assume will be learned in coming episodes. Audrey, are you seeing this?
 
11 other things Vanderpump’s Chris “did one time.”
 

1. Jizzed in a spaghetti jar.
2. Killed a hobo.
3. Hunted humans (other than hobos).
4. Was hunted by humans.
5. Appeared on the Japanese Gameshow, “Orangutan sex party.”
6. Starred in the web series, “I can fit that in my butt.”
7. Was a Guatemalan prison camp guard known as the “butcher.”
8. Peed off an overpass onto traffic.​
9. Was featured in the West Virginia themed movie Cousin Bangers, and it was a documentary.
10. Stopped a flood by putting his dick in a hole in a wall.
11. Administered the “hot beef injection” to patients during COVID.

Tee shirts to wear one time.