Overheard: Kamala Harris and Bret Baier. What they said when the cameras weren’t rolling.

​Unlike mainstream media who give you highly produced interviews, overly fact-checked news articles, and boring, “informative” commentary, the Intergalactic Business Report prints the insights they are afraid to. In this case, we overheard* Bret Baier and Vice President (of the United States) Kamala Harris speaking BEFORE their interview on Fox News last week. While we can’t reveal how we listened in, or whether this happened in a way that makes physiological “sense,” we can confirm that we are running with this. 
 
 
BAIER: ‘Sup.
 
HARRIS: ‘Sup.
 
BAIER: You ready for this?
 
HARRIS: (Mocking) You ready for this?
 
BAIER: Whatever. 
 
HARRIS: You better not ask me some dumbass questions. 
 
BAIER: You better not give some dumbass answers.
 
HARRIS: Whatever. 
 
BAIER: Where’d you get that dress?
 
HARRIS: This dress is SWEET.
 
BAIER: Looks like a hooker dress.
 
HARRIS: You look like a hooker customer.
 
BAIER: Whatever. 
 
HARRIS: I need to get the fuck outta here. When is this dumb shit gonna start?
 
BAIER: It’s not dumb.
 
HARRIS: It’s so dumb. 
 
BAIER: You’re dumb.
 
HARRIS: Whatever. You’re dumb. 
 
BAIER: We got two minutes, so you better be ready.
 
HARRIS: I gotta wait two more minutes with your stupid ass?
 
BAIER: I went to journalism school. 
 
HARRIS: (Mocking) I went to journalism school. 
 
BAIER: Fuck this. I don’t even wanna do this interview.
 
HARRIS: (Mocking) I don’t even wanna do this interview.
 
 
*Overheard is overhearing something. And to “over” hear is to hear beyond or more than what is said.

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