Pre last words. What these famous people said before their last words.

If someone broke into your house and was about to kill you, your last words would probably be you screaming. Unlike you, there were famous people who got to say super cool things just before they died, and people wrote down what they said and now we call them “famous last words.” What you didn’t know is what was said just beforehand. 
 
At the Intergalactic Business Report, we don’t stop at the limits of conventional wisdom or even reality. Join us as we deep dive into history to reveal what famous people said just before they said what they said. Below, we reveal their pre-last words. 
 
 
BEETHOVEN’S LAST WORDS: I need more time. 
PRE LAST WORDS: This taco tray is way too huge to eat in one sitting. 
 
JULIUS CAESER’S LAST WORDS: Et tu Brute?
PRE LAST WORDS: I guess it’s time for a spontaneous orgy on the steps of the senate! You dudes are looking tight! Cassius, you’re in. Decimus. I know you’re in. 
 
STEVE JOBS’ LAST WORDS: Oh wow.
PRE LAST WORDS: I love dem boobies.
 
STONEWALL JACKSON’S LAST WORDS: This wound is mortal.
PRE LAST WORDS: Uh huh… Uh huh… Yo… I’m seein’ heaven… Open dat portal… Come on y’all…
 
WINSTON CHURCHILL’S LAST WORDS: I’m bored with it all.
PRE LAST WORDS: Jenga sucks. Right? You sit there and try to pull a stick out and everybody just sits there like that’s a big deal or something and they cheer if you do it?

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