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Breaking secret news: IBR secretly attempting to replace “deez nuts” with “mah ballzzz.”

7/2/2019

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In a cynical move to capitalize on the fading popularity of saying “deez nuts,” a source inside the Intergalactic Business Report revealed to me that IBR is making a move to flood social media with a phrase that will be more powerful and cause more people to believe we have reached the end of human potential. 
 
The new term is simply, “mah ballzzz” referring to the speaker’s or writer’s testicles and said as a punchline to someone who is foolish enough to answer a question like, “You know what’s better than that?”
 
If you see something stating this phrase, or hear it anywhere, I advise you to immediately not listen and definitely don’t repeat it again and again because if you do, you may be under its spell for the next several months or years. 
 
Stay tuned for further updates. 
 
Smurfus McRathbone,
Former Contributor, the Intergalactic Business Report.

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