8 original country music songs for male artists who aren’t gay but would do gay things for love.

In our age of honesty and understanding about sexual preferences, the Intergalactic Business Report offers the music industry 12 song concepts that hyper-masculine, straight artists can turn into mega hits. Each song title expresses an original perspective on love, relationships, and finding your way into the heart of the lady of your dreams. The twist? Even though these songs are totally non-homosexual in their essence, they also recognize that whoever sings them is also willing to get a little gay if that’s what it takes for love. Grab onto these now before another record company gobbles up titles like: 
 
 1. Who do I have to blow (to get into your heart)? 

2. I would suck a dick to be your man. 

3. I’ll be anything you want me to be (including gay) tonight. 

4. Dressin’ up like a lady to get into the locker room of your heart. 

5. Got nothing ‘gainst dicks, but they ain’t my thing (‘less you’ll be my lady if I suck a dingaling). 

6. Time to flip you over (and see if you’re a man). Hope you’re not, but if you are, then I don’t give a damn. 

7. Tryin’ to find her, by using Grindr. 
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8.Sex with a man was never the plan (but it taught me how to treat a lady).

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