Five new hit man concepts for Hollywood.

Who's the boss?

Just like we did for serial killers, the Intergalactic Business Report saves the entertainment industry by giving it totally free new concepts for the “hitman” trope. These ideas are so original and fresh, you’ll want to take them while they’re hot. Don’t burn your money-grubbing hands. 
 
 
Concept one: The facts of death.
Mindy Cohn (not that one) is hired to kill all-girls boarding school caretaker Edna Garrett. Turns out one of the students, bitchy but kind of pretty Blair, doesn’t like her and wants her dead. Will Cohn, undercover as a student, penetrate Mrs. Garrett’s ring of defenders, like roller-skating bodyguard Tootie and semi-lesbian enforcer “Joe”, who’ve made oaths to protect her, or will she get her kill? In a twist, it IS that Mindy Cohn.
 
Concept two: Nothing but their jeans…and Glock semi-automatics. 
Children Arnold and Willis know what they’re talking about when it comes to executing people for money. But when an old white millionaire “adopts” them, they’re conflicted for the first time in their careers because their new daddy is also their new target.
 
Concept three: Gimme a contract to kill someone.
Super assassin Nell Carter never gives her victims a break. When the mob targets police chief Carl Kanisky, she insinuates herself as his sassy maid and bides her time for the perfect moment to strike. Then Ray Parker Junior shows up and everyone’s like, “Who you gonna call?” He begrudgingly answers: “Ghost Busters?” It’s hilarious. But it’s also the perfect time to kill the chief. 
 
Concept four: “Bavuzzo.”
On the lamb hitman Anthony Bavuzzo hides out in Vermont under the alias Dick Loudon and makes up some stuff about being a DIY book author. Gun moll Vicki poses as his wife Joanna. When “Dick” starts a new killing service targeting holdouts who won’t sell their land to Big Maple Syrup, he brings in psychotic trio Larry, Darryl, and Darryl to assist. 
 
Concept five: Who’s the boss?
Terminally conflicted cab driver Alex Reiger takes a job as a hitman to make ends meet. As he drives the New York City streets at night, creepy “dispatcher” Louie De Palma sends him murder instructions and locations. But when Alex decides to quit the game, Louie calls in unhinged and crazed assassin “Latka Gravas” to put Alex into permanent retirement. Also starring Tony Danza. 

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