Human dog names.

You got a new dog. You did it for any number of reasons—for companionship, for mercy, to attract chicks at the puppy park. But none of that matters if you don’t have a cool, ironical name for the canine extension of your wit and hipsterliness. One thing is certain—your dog has to have a human name for it (and you) to get the attention you need. To save you the trouble of awkwardly introducing your friends to “Hermione” and then immediately regretting assigning a nominal identity to your pet for eternity, the Intergalactic Business Report provides you free creative counsel on your new dog’s name. Take, don’t shake, and make these happen:
 
Brenda
 
Rhoda
 
Lars
 
Burt
 
Gurdeep
 
Sharon
 
Tony
 
Josh

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