New Bravo dinner “games” that will change everything.

On the latest episode of Bravo’s Southern Charm, Shep Rose introduced a dinner game for his guests to play while they tested their ability to stop slurring words and dribble rum. Shep instructed his companions to make New Year’s resolutions—for someone else at the table—and ushered in a complete breakdown of hope for humanity within twenty seconds. 
 
This is, of course, not new for Bravo. Housewives often introduce quasi therapy exercises that lead to screaming matches and forcible wig removals. Meredith Marks of RHOSLC even reconvened the Boston Tea Party as a Kangaroo constitutional convention of grievances she had about her counterparts. 
 
With more dinners and confrontations to come, the Intergalactic Business Report now offers new ideas for supper ambushes and character assassinations. Below, we give them to Bravo, for free. Choose them, use them, but first peruse them:
 
Prompts for nine new dinner “games” to fuel bravolebrity resentment and anger.
 

1. “Which person at this table would you publicly execute and how?”
2. “Of everyone here, whose suicide would you feel least bad about?”
3. “Same as prompt number two, only make it homicide.”
4. “Marry, Kill, Fuck, Wipe that fucking grin off her face… Go.”
5. “What’s the deepest darkest secret you have about someone else here?”
6. “Going back to number one, what would be the charges?”
7. “This gun has one bullet in it. Point it at someone who deserves to be shot. Now pull the trigger.”
8. “Shep’s ancestors owned slaves. Discuss.” (Only for Southern Charm).
9. “Whose bitch ass face needs to be rearranged?”

Tees that play no games.