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"The Intergalactic Business Report is the number one most important element in my life. Without it, I would not be a multi-billionaire."
-Anonymous
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​Let’s face it. You’re too busy to read books, watch entire t.v. shows, or maybe even finish a conversation. You’re a busy person. And that’s way more important than anything else.
 
Enter the Intergalactic Business Report. We give you a system of knowledge and understanding you run in your brain, telling you what’s important, what’s stupid, and what you need. And it’s done so that you don’t have to think too hard and can get back to doing work.
 
We gather the most crucial information and break it down into a useable form. We put words in “quotation marks” to signify sarcasm instead of making you try to understand subtlety. 
 
We deliver easy to digest news about rich people you don’t know, how to do deals and manage money, and about the impending doom that might be about to engulf you.
 
From warning you about celebrities who prey on music listeners to revealing the results of mind reading technologies that let you know what people and animals are thinking, you are our number one priority.
 
So click on, watch out, and get ready to change your world and universe. Welcome to the Intergalactic Business Report.

  • Home
  • About
  • Business
  • Culture
  • Insights
  • Best and worst
  • Hidden brand messages
  • Intergalactic thoughts
  • Mommy's Drunk again
  • Up for grabs
  • Secret Report
  • The best of IBR