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Is Coronavirus over?

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Look into my eyes, COVID-19. You are getting very very not there anymore.

Cedric Bigglestone holds a political convention in his pants.

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Dear Germany. You think you're better than us?

The open letter to the land of Schnitzel that outraged a nation.
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