The official hat of the Intergalactic Business Report allows you to cover your head while showing everyone around you that you read the most important source for information in the universe. Special instructions on the back of this haberdashery give aliens a specific reference point for mind probe insertion.
• 100% washed cotton chino twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Adjustable strap with hide-away buckle
• Head circumference: 19 ¼” - 23 ⅝”
• Made in the USA