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Hidden Brand Messages

Hidden brand messages: Airlines.

9/26/2018

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So depressed by air travel that you think all airlines are the same? Think again. They’re all pretty bad, but there’s definitely a difference. Choose what you hate least by examining the Intergalactic Business Report’s exclusive study of the messages behind our biggest airlines (and some we just threw in there).
 
United: At the cutting edge of stuff that makes flying miserable. Bonus: Sit there, mongrel!
 
Southwest: If you miss Kindergarten, you’ll love it when we yell at you for not standing in the right row. Bonus: Costs the same as every other airline, but we make you wait in line for your seat.
 
Emirates: If you’re a douche… And you have a corporate credit card… 
 
American: We hate you. Bonus: Us: Assholes. You: walking cargo.
 
Alaska: We put Bob Marley on the side of our planes. So… that makes us cool, right?
 
Spirit: Hoping someone will finally figure out we’re a swingers’ club. 
 
Virgin: We thought being cool and making flying fun was a good idea. Yeah… we actually thought that.
 
Frontier: Why do we even have seatbelts?
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