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Hidden Brand Messages

Hidden brand messages: Prescription drugs.

10/24/2018

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​Drugs are bad. Or are they good? We don’t know, but people seem to love them. This week, the Intergalactic Business Report’s proprietary brand deconstruction system breaks down Big Pharma’s most enticing concoctions and what’s really behind their messages.
 
 
Cialis. This boner pill will get you through an entire work day.  
 
Chantix. Listen to creepy Ray. He put these pills in his mouth and he’s in movies. 
 
Humira. Take this and you might not get cancer. Or you will. We don’t know.
 
Celebrex. Take this or your own dog will hate you.
 
Lyrica. We thought showing people rub their feet would make you want to put our pills in your mouth.
 
Truvada. Remember that orgy you were afraid to go to? Call Ricky and tell him you’re back in.
 
Kyleena. Stupid AND horny? We got you.  
 
Viberzi. Why is Kathy Griffin at your doctor’s appointment?
 
Rexulti. If you took anti-depressants and still feel like shit, we have a solution: Take some more. 

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