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Dear Mike Hunt and Heywood Jablomi. Check out the best new prank phone call names.

1/18/2020

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"Hello, is Jeff Bigbagofshit there?"
Prank phone calls. They’re hilarious. But they’re also only as good as the fake name you give the one you’re pranking. Using its exclusive language arts computer algorithm, the Intergalactic Business Report has generated a brand new list of sure to make your next crank call's the best ever. Just say hello and ask for:
 
Ah Wannasuckyerdick
 
Mah Buttholeishuge.
 
Dick Inyerbehind.
 
Dis Isaprankcall.
 
Yu Haveawwssumtitties.
 
Dooyah Wannapork.
 
Michael Kunt.
 
Jack Offmyhugecock.
 
Suck Mydick.
 
Have Anonymousexwithme.
 
Giveme Akeytoyourhotelroomwemetinthelobbyearlierandithoughtwehadaconnection.
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