Nobody ever says no to getting drunk (unless you’re a freak), but you may want to say no to some of America’s worst cocktails.
The Intergalactic Business Report recently did a deep dive into our country’s hottest bars to uncover some of the very best and very worst drinks. See them below:
WORST: Butt plug selzer.
BEST: Gin Fizz.
WORST: Shit water on ice.
BEST: Peppermint Pattie.
WORST: Crème de Menthe with mild ass drippings.
WORST: Bung cup with a cucumber garnish.
BEST: Finger stirred Negroni.
WORST: Penis stirred vodka shooter.
BEST: Jonn the Beachcomber.
WORST: John Fabrizio’s frumunda cheese cocktail sandwich.
BEST: Old Fashioned.
WORST: The super old-fashioned: Grandma’s ballsack infused copper ale.
WORST: Pube strained Tequilla with a lemon twist.