Jobs are what you do while you slowly die over fifty or sixty years, so you better pick a good one! This week the Intergalactic Business Report profiles the best and worst jobs in America. Read and don’t need ever again.
BEST: Hedge fund manager.
WORST: Assistant leg humper.
BEST: Vice-president for strategic solutions.
WORST: Semen sweeper.
BEST: Fortune 500 Board Chairman.
WORST: “Brenda’s bitch.”
WORST: Tester of the limits of butthole expansion using your own butthole.
BEST: Venture Capitalist.
WORST: Japanese pee taster.
BEST: Multi-patented inventor.
WORST: Independent human hair collector.
BEST: Famous artist.
WORST: Famous self nut puncher.
BEST: Extremely successful actor.
WORST: Ghost who never found love and haunts some girl from high school he was kind of into, but not totally.