If you’re a space creature, your name needs to demand respect and fear. That way, when people hear that “Krulldar” is invading their planet, they’ll be like, “Oh shit. Not Krulldar.” But if you go with a terrible name, your invasion may fail.
The Intergalactic Business Report has compiled the very best and worst space creature names in the universe. Don’t start your invasion without reading these first.
BEST: Krulldar, Imperial Emperor of the Topaxian Galaxy.
WORST: Bonar, Assistant Director of Marketing for the Tampaxian Galaxy.
BEST: Novalux, the Solar System Destroyer.
WORST: Bagels and Lox, comedy duo available for both bat and bar mitzvahs. (They DJ too.)
BEST: Stendarian 24, Protector of Galaxy System X49B.
WORST: Phil Ratuliak.
WORST: Lil’ Abe.
BEST: Shadow Monster.
WORST: Sticky Pantz.
BEST: Master Starbringer, Commander of the 46th Galactic Fleet.
WORST: Mister Treebanger, finder of 46 holes in trees across Jasper County, Missouri.
The best. The worst. You don't need to decide, because we do for you.