Most cultures have languages with words that mean things. A cat is a cat and a dog is a dog, but when it comes to Grandfather and Grandmother, people can’t and won’t stop making up stupid sounding alternative names like Nana and Papi. Long ago, someone in their stupid families started the tradition and now you’re stuck with it. Or are you?
Up for grabs offers you seven sweet new grandparent nicknames that are just as dumb as whatever you call your parents’ parents, but these have never been used. Be the first by calling your old people:
1. Poopoo and Norma.
2. Pikachu and Manana.
3. Peepee and Ninny.
4. Porgy and Bess.
5. Porno and Nockers.
6. Pud and Nipple.
7. Prince Oldenballs and Madame Crotchcoffin.
We name it. You grab it. Stop thinking so much.