Up for grabs: IBR unveils new slate of show concepts for HGTV. Will they be smart and take them?

As the Home and Garden Television Network continues to expand its lineup, we noticed they are open to just about anything so long as it's roughly about places where someone could maybe live or whatever.
 
In what can only be considered an act of pure altruism, the Intergalactic Business Report gives, for free, a brand-new slate of show concepts to HGTV. These boundary-breaking series could take the network to a new level of something, so we recommend they grab them now.
 
 
SHOW TITLE: “Buy it or scorch it.”
CONCEPT: Host David Visentin goes solo and offers pyromaniac buyers a choice to either buy a house or burn it to the ground. Will they decide to move into the four-bedroom, three-bath with the chef’s kitchen? Or will they take a match and gaze into the flames as their dream home becomes a pile of ash?
 
SHOW TITLE: “Wall unit.”
CONCEPT: Crews compete to see who can add the most external air conditioners to houses and apartments. That’s pretty much it.
 
SHOW TITLE: “Secret Sex Dungeon.”
CONCEPT: Did you know a sex dungeon can add value to your home? Host Jonathan Knight helps clients design clandestine pleasure chambers for their basements because there’s no way he hasn’t done that before.
 
SHOW TITLE: “Hide my stash.”
CONCEPT: Drug lords hire designers to build hidden rooms where they can store their illegal narcotics and weapons. We’re thinking David Bromstad for this because of the potential for “break the ice” tattoo conversations to open the show. 
 
SHOW TITLE: “Home today, gone tomorrow.”
CONCEPT: Hosts Ben and Erin Napier go to dilapidated neighborhoods and towns and restore them to their original beauty. Then, professional arsonists arrive to burn everything down in a tribute to living in the moment. 
 
SHOW TITLE: “Tunnel into My Neighbor’s House.”
CONCEPT: Homeowners build tunnels into their neighbors’ houses. The catch? Their neighbors are building a tunnel into theirs at the same time. Who will get there first? (The winner assumes control of the home and all its contents including pets and human beings.)

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