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Up for grabs: online university names.

5/24/2019

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Constant scandals about online universities are driving more and more of them into oblivion. So, maybe it’s the perfect time to start your own. The number one thing you’ll need to start a shady cyber academic institution? A cool sounding name that makes it seem like you’re legit. Too stupid to come up with your own? Don’t worry. We have you covered.
 
1. Hardvard. Like Harvard, only harder. (Only it isn’t, because it’s a fake university.) 

2. Ye Olde Fancy College. 

3. Arizona State University.  

4. Oxfart. Like Oxford, only with a fart in it. 

5. Y’all University. Yale, only it’s located in Alabama. At least the computer servers are. 

6. Notre Damn. As in, “Damn, I paid 20 grand for a fake diploma?”
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