Legendary Business Icon Hody Granger gives you three minutes of his time. Will you blow it?

I’m Hody Granger. My connections at the Intergalactic Business Report recommended you and begged me to please, please, just give you five minutes of my time. I told them I’d give you three. So, what do you have to say? The clock is ticking.
 
Before you even start, let me guess. You want some advice on how to be rich. Or… you want me to invest in your business. Or—and this is the one that always makes me laugh—you want to offer me sexual favors in return for money. To that last one, I just have to ask, do you really want to spend your three minutes with me negotiating a blow job? Is that a good use of your opportunity? But, as they used to say, “It’s your dime. Shoot.”
 
Two minutes left. I would suggest that with such little time on the clock you may want to open your mouth and say something. Oh, you’re saying you want to open your mouth but not because you want to say something. Ha ha. I get it. Very funny. You’re back to the blowjob thing. Yes, you’ve appealed to my sense of humor but you’re still wasting your time. Unless we’re talking about a discount rate, and you can prove you’re not a cop.
 
Are you a cop? Are you a fucking cop? Is that what this is all about? Are you offering sex for money and then a bunch of your friends are going to pop out and arrest me? Is that what you wanted to do? Did you think you could fool me again? 
 
One minute remaining in your plot to dethrone me. I will only answer questions about business. Not dick sucking. Not anything having to do with sex for money. O.K.? Are you going to say something? Are you? Why are you just sitting there?
 
All right. Seventy bucks. That’s my final offer. Eighty-five if you sign this NDA. So… What do you say? The guys told me you were cool. Are you cool? Jesus. Are you a fucking cop?
 
Time’s up. I’m out of here. I’m at the Mandarin Oriental. Under the name Rick Franchione. Stop by later. 
 
 
Hody Granger is a legendary entrepreneur and business activist, fighting for the rights of industrialists and business magnates who are misunderstood and under-represented. He can be reached at [email protected].
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