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IBR to begin “Wet as Fuck February” to make up for Dry January.

1/31/2022

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Back in August we announced Drunk People Awareness Month to celebrate drunk people and appreciate their contributions to society. That was fun. And then came something called “Dry January” where people are encouraged to stop drinking alcohol for an entire month. 
 
We can only speculate about the reasons behind Dry January, but we assume the following:
 
  1. Someone sucks. Someone sucks hard. That same person decided to start a month where people don’t drink alcohol. This is so on-brand for whoever this is.
 
In stark contrast to Dry January, “Wet as Fuck February” will be a time to totally forget the preceding month by becoming so black out drunk that things like months are erased from your think-brain thing—what the fuck were we just talking about? Anyway, while Dry January emphasizes all the “cool” stuff you can do sober and encourages “positivity,” whatever that is, Wet as Fuck February will focus on all the cool stuff drunk people can do. For example, did you know that drunk people can play sports? Most people don’t know that.
 
Starting February 1, look forward to articles and features on great drunk Americans, drunk people in the workplace, and hacks for drunk people. It’s going to be one drinky, stinky month. Stay tuned.
 
Cheers,
 
The Intergalactic Business Report, Editorial team.

IBR MERCH
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