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Five signs its time to quit your job... Today.

9/7/2018

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Ever wonder if you should quit your job but feel like you can’t make that decision and need to read something on the internet that will tell you what to do? It’s your lucky day, because the Intergalactic Business Report gives you the answer your mind can’t come up with on its own. 
 
If any of these things happen when you’re at work, it’s time to say goodbye immediately. Not next week, not tomorrow, but this afternoon.

 
1. You just kind of don’t feel like being there.
 
2. Your boss is a dick.
 
3. You wish you were asleep instead of doing whatever you do there.
 
4. At about three o’clock, you start thinking about drinking.
 
5. Your boss threatens to murder people for not doing what he wants, and you suspect he may actually have done it on several occasions, because many of your work friends have gone missing after your boss reamed them out at staff meetings and threatened to “fucking murder” them in front of everybody. Then you never saw them again. You did receive an email from them, after the meeting, in which they told you they feared for their lives and that they believed your boss was serious. Then they ended the message, mysteriously, by saying something about how you were probably next because your boss would say things to them constantly about murdering you and that it was just a matter of time till he had the right moment.
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