According to Intergalactic Business Report Supreme Editor Dusty Latouffe, the publication's official online store has learned from its past mistakes and will issue a new line of super hilarious tee shirts that “make sense.”
Harsh criticism over a shirt that stated, “Robot Lovers do it in the Butt,” led creative designers at IBR Merch to, “do some serious soul searching” according to Latouffe.
“We thought about what kind of message our Robot Lover shirt sent and we all agreed it didn’t make sense. The joke about tee shirts where they say a certain profession does something that sounds like it’s a sex act but it really isn’t because that’s the joke, was almost totally lost on us.”
He adds that, “In our minds, those shirts were funny because we thought, for example that Virginia was for people who wanted to have random sex, and that Nike was asking people to fuck things. Obviously, we were off on that.”
IBR Merch’s new line of shirts are designed to actually make sense this time by using double entendres and totally funny but sensitive references to what people do for a living.
“There’s no way people aren’t going to get these new tees,” Latouffe promises. “Get ready to laugh and start buying all our clothes.”
The new line of tee shirts will feature the following zany riffs:
“Pirates do it in the booty.”
“Dentists do it in your mouth.”
“Financial advisors fuck you in your assets.”
“Farmers do it with chickens.”
“Your mom does it with your dad.”
“Proctologists do it in your BUTT.”
“Podiatrists do it in your BUTT.”
“Teachers do it with custodians.”
“Construction workers do it in porta johns.”
“Loggers do it with holes in trees.”
“Engineers do it with Star Wars dolls.”
“Sex workers do it for money.”
“Actors do it for the possibility to maybe work with an important producer.”
“Low self-esteem people do it so you’ll like them.”
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