You’re interviewing for a job. Everything seems fine as you start spacing out when future boss people ramble on about whatever nonsense your new job will be. But their blather could be a clue about how awful your work environment will be. Tune back in for a moment and see if they utter any of these warning phrases. Then run immediately because their goal is to turn you into their sex slave. PHRASE: We’re a big happy family. TRANSLATION: We’re into orgies. PHRASE: We work hard and play hard. TRANSLATION: We’re into orgies. PHRASE: Do you check your email on weekends? TRANSLATION: I’m going to send you porn as soon as “work hours” are over. PHRASE: We offer a great benefits package. TRANSLATION: The benefits of this job are my “package.” PHRASE: When do you think you could start? TRANSLATION: When do you think you could start sucking my dick? PHRASE: We believe in a work-life balance. TRANSLATION: We’re into orgies. PHRASE: We take care of our employees. TRANSLATION: By having sex with them. PHRASE: I really believe in what we’re doing here. TRANSLATION: I'm so hard right now I think I’m going to pass out because all the blood in my body is in my penis. PHRASE: We can offer you a signing bonus. TRANSLATION: Of you sucking my dick. PHRASE: We want you to come to work here. TRANSLATION: We are devil worshipers and you will be sacrificed. After we have sex with you. PHRASE: You get three weeks vacation. TRANSLATION: “Vacation” is sucking our dicks. And we expect you to do that for three weeks. |
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