You may think being rich is for other people who have a lot of money and spend their time playing on exclusive beaches and telling their servants to get them things. But did you know the only difference between you and them comes down to three simple things? The Intergalactic Business Report reveals these to you today. Do them now and be rich tomorrow. Don’t and be whatever you are now. 1. Instead of owning a moderately priced house, switch to a super expensive one. For example, let’s say your home is worth $250,000. Go and buy one that’s worth 7 million dollars. Now you’ve increased your net worth by almost seven million. Good job. See how easy that was? 2. Instead of having whatever is in your retirement account, add about eight to ten million dollars to it. “How do I do that?” you might ask. Simple. Go to whoever runs your 401K. Tell him/her that you want to deposit ten million dollars into your account. They may have some tax rules they need to explain, but feel free to kind of tune out as they are talking. Then repeat that you want to deposit ten million dollars. If they give you some bullshit about not being able to contribute over a certain amount per year, just tell them to go fuck themselves and take your ten million and throw a party, preferably on the beach. Now you’re the one playing in the sand. Didn’t think that would be possible, did you? 3. Whatever you buy, you sell at a much larger price. You’ve heard of “buy low, sell high,” and there’s a reason for that. Because it’s the single most effective and easiest way to make a lot of money, fast. Let’s say you buy a bag of potatoes for five dollars at the grocery store. Take that bag out of the store and sell it to someone in the parking lot for five million dollars. And what if the guy says he doesn’t have that kind of money on him? Just take a hundred grand. You’re still up like almost one hundred thousand dollars and you did it by just walking through the parking lot back to your car. Can you imagine if you did this once a day? What if you just went from store to store and parking lot to parking lot? Conclusion: Getting rich and being rich are simple, as you can see above. What’s not simple is getting the motivation to do the small things that can make you rich in a relatively short time. But for the people willing to sell bags of potatoes in grocery store parking lots, buy expensive houses, and take the time to deposit huge checks, the world is yours. |
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