These five opening lines will ruin your presentation and make you look weak. Stop using them today.

Never open a presentation by telling everyone you're a pussy.

You ooze confidence. You walk into a conference room and tell your colleagues, boss, and team about your proposal, and you’re sure they leave the meeting believing what you do: that you’re on your way to the top and no one can stop you.
 
But did you realize your opening line stopped your presentation cold and gave everyone the impression that you don’t have confidence at all? The Intergalactic Business Report reveals the five everyday phrases you use that make you look unsuccessful and small when you share your ideas. Stop saying them now.

1. I’m the biggest pussy in the entire world. Look at me. 

2. I’m a weak, weak, pussy. 

3. I hate myself because I’m such a total pussy.

4. Anyone know what a gigantic pussy looks like? It looks exactly like me. Because I’m a gigantic pussy.

​5. Someone told me once that I wasn’t a complete and total pussy. That guy was lying.