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Warning. Order IBR Merch for the holidays today.

11/4/2021

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IBR Merch, the official store of the Intergalactic Business Report, wants your money. Will there be enough inventory to satisfy our 4 trillion readers this holiday season? Probably not. That’s why we recommend going to ibrmerch.com today and buying everything you can. 
 
Instead of giving the usual crappy gifts you give every year, surprise a friend or relative with our crappy gifts. We pride ourselves on creating apparel that no rational human being would ever want to wear in public. 
 
 
Check out the highlights for our latest drop:
 
Drunk People Awareness collection.
 
This stunning new clothing line includes tee-shirts and sweat shirts that ask the question, “Is it normal to be this drunk?”
 
Other selections are the “just shit my pants. change my diaper” tee; our classic drunk person appreciation fleece; the “drunker than jesus” shirt; and a male instruction guide.
 
 
You can also buy official IBR gear and men’s and women’s fashion.
 
Above all, the value you will find in all our merchandise is the money you spend that starts going to us instead of to wherever else you would have wasted it. That’s the promise we make to every customer.
 
Keep checking in, as we will update our store with new crap as the holiday season continues.
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