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We overheard Elon Musk and a Corey MacDonald talking. You won’t believe what they said.

6/8/2021

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If you read the Intergalactic Business Report, you know we have a knack for being around when conversations between famous people take place. When we hear something, we keep eavesdropping and then transcribe the entire conversation. Check out what happened when one of our writers randomly listened in on a discussion between Elon Musk and Corey Macdonald.
 
After hearing what they said, you may want to reconsider your whole financial portfolio.
 
 
COREY: Hey, what up, man?
 
ELON: Hey.
 
COREY: Why are you here?
 
ELON: What do you mean?
 
COREY: You’re Elon Musk, right?
 
ELON: Yeah?
 
COREY: Why are you at Home Depot?
 
ELON: Just getting some stuff.
 
COREY: Like what?
 
ELON: Wood and shit.
 
COREY: Why?
 
ELON: I gotta build some shit in my back yard.
 
COREY: You don’t get guys to do that for you?
 
ELON: You can do that?
 
COREY: What? 
 
ELON: Get guys to build shit for you?
 
COREY: You don’t build Teslas by yourself do you?
 
ELON: No.
 
COREY: You get guys to build that shit for you.
 
ELON: I do?
 
COREY: You don’t build em yourself, right?
 
ELON: Build what?
 
COREY: Teslas.
 
ELON: What the fuck are you talking about, man?
 
COREY: You’re Elon Musk, right?
 
ELON: No…
 
COREY: Then why the fuck did you say you were?
 
ELON: I said that?
 
CHECKOUT GUY: Are you going to buy this wood?
 
ELON: Yeah. This guy’s bothering me.
 
COREY: Fuck you, Elon Musk.
 
ELON: Fuck you, Corey Macdonald. I’m buying this fucking store and firing everyone and then hiring new people who never let you in.
 
COREY: I’ll fucking break in then.
 
ELON: No you won’t.
 
COREY: Yeah I will. 
 
ELON: I’ll be fucking waiting for you with a fucking baseball bat then.
 
COREY: I’ll bring a sword or something and destroy you.
 
CHECK OUT GUY: Are you gonna buy this?
 
ELON: You’re fucking fired.
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