Special "red light" insight. Orgy conversation starters.

​As part of our new "red light" insights section, the Intergalactic Business Report answers our readers' most sensitive and taboo questions about subjects like relationships, sex, and penis clamps. Today, we take on orgies, those awkward social events where if it goes really well, your shame exceeds your self-esteem and you may as well just get a face tattoo because your body is now what someone else wants to do with it. Your first time at an orgy can be challenging, so follow these tips for how to handle small talk with your new “fuck buddies.” You're welcome.
 
 
“So… Here we are….”
 
“How about that Taco bar? Benny really went all out this time, huh?”
 
“Were there more women here last time or is it just me?”
 
“Can we have sex anywhere or are there like designated areas?”
 
“Seriously, where are the women?”
 
“Is it ok if I stretch?”
 
“Hold up. This isn’t a gay orgy, right?”
 
“Do they close the taco bar or is it open the whole time?”
 
“Seriously, if this isn’t a gay orgy then why are there zero women here?”
 
“I’m going back to the taco bar. You want anything?”
 
“So, you’re saying the women are coming but we should just get started without them?”
 
“You’re totally sure this is how it works?”

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