If you’re old enough to have lived through the seventies, eighties, or even the nineties, there are some things that time has forgotten. Try explaining to a twenty-year-old how a collect call worked or who Evel Knieval was. The look on their stupid faces is so fucking funny! Now, the Intergalactic Business Report gives you a hilarious list of totally normal stuff from the past that Generation Z will never understand.
Peeing off overpasses onto traffic.
Hiring clowns so you can watch them have sex.
Hailing a cab.
Calling up a circus to see if they have clowns who will fuck in front of you.
Asking a tree to marry you and then having sex with it, regardless of the answer.
Taking out your penis on a bus and saying “stick em up, muzzfuckers!”
Working as a clown who has sex with other clowns in front of people for money.
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