If you thought “Gym Creeps” were bad, wait till you see the new trends in “creeping.” You will not believe number 4.

Can a girl stretch on the beach without creeps ogling her? Nope.

Any woman who’s been to the gym in the past fifty years has endured her share of unwanted ogling, objectification, and distant, longing, horny vibes from men we now refer to as “gym creeps.” Thanks to social media, some brave females have exposed these cads by publicly shaming their silent but sinister behavior for all to see.
 
Video clips across the twitter- and insta-verses show example after example of miscreants in boner pants who stare down women as they are filming themselves doing squat thrusts. In solidarity with gym-bound women everywhere, the Intergalactic Business Report digs deep into the phenomena of “quiet, inside your own head, thought fantasies” that women can now translate, interpret, and expose. 
 
What we found is shocking because it isn’t just happening in workout spots where people wear tight clothing and shape their bodies so they’re more physically attractive to nobody except themselves because they don’t want the attention. Gym creeping has moved everywhere. And no one may be safe. Below we outline the new ways men are peeping at women.
 
 
8 new “creeps” all women should look out for.
 
 
1. Beach creeps.
You’re excited to wear your new thong bikini to the beach, but you look over and see a creep, nervously adjusting his gaze and pretending he wasn’t looking at you when you stare lasers at him. Remember that although the beach seems like a private area where people shouldn’t view others without their permission, it is actually a public place where no laws are in place to prevent pervs from noticing you. 
 
2. Grocery store creeps. 
Supermarkets, once a sanctuary for women to peruse groceries without the leering gaze of perverts, are now prime viewing areas for creeps. When you are filming yourself handling cucumbers in the grocery store, and you put one in your mouth, just to see what the outer layer tastes like, clear the area first of creepy dudes. Also, avoid picking up two melons and holding them in front of your chest and filming yourself saying, “Look at these juicy melons!” until the store is empty, or all men have been evacuated. 
 
3. Wet tee-shirt contest creeps.
These disgusting freaks show up at wet tee-shirt contests with the sole intention of seeing if water applied to a cotton shirt can expose an outline of your nipples. 
 
4. Orgy creeps.
Just because you’re at an orgy doesn’t mean you want to be objectified by every man at the taco bar. 
 
5. Nude photographer creeps.
These insipid trolls have one simple job: to take naked pictures of you. But how can you enjoy the moment, when they’re staring at you, through their camera, in order to, they say, “focus” and “get a good shot” because, “that’s what you paid them to do.” 
 
6. Public yoga creeps.
You’re in the public park in a major city and you pull out a yoga mat and just want to do some poses. As you stretch in your tighter than skin outfit, there’s a dude, in the distance, who has to be looking at you doing it. Nope, that’s a tree. You’re safe this time.
 
7. Web cam creeps.
This breed of creep tunes into your live Web cam show where you just want to talk and maybe make new friends while lying on your bed when he starts making sexual suggestions.  Serial killer much? Hang up and keep going till you find someone who likes you for you. 
 
8. Only fans creeps. 
Similar to Web cam creeps, these degenerates pay a subscription to look at pictures of you in bathing suits, lingerie, and doing all kinds of nasty shit that should be private. 

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