A paid advertorial. Why Phil Ratuliak loves IBR.

Being a total douche is not easy. You’d think it would be. Just bothering everyone all the time and threatening to sue people because they tell the truth. That’s what Phil Ratuliak does. And he works hard to do it.
 
The main point of all this is that the Intergalactic Business Report is probably the greatest thing that’s ever happened anywhere in the world in the entire history of everything. No. Take that back. Not probably.
 
Phil Ratuliak now owes us ten thousand dollars for writing this. That’s legal.