13 phrases you need to learn today if you want to be a swinger.

Not everyone has the guts to be a swinger. But if you feel like you have what it takes, the Intergalactic Business Report gives you 13 phrases you need to learn now.
 
 1. “I’ll make the margaritas. You guys get undressed.”  

2. “Do you want another taco? Or do you want to keep having sex?”  

3. “I used to have a six pack. Try picturing that while you have sex with me.”  

4. “Why’s everyone here so old? Is anyone under sixty?”  

5. “Sorry. I’m having trouble getting an erection. Would someone try not to look so unattractive that I can’t get a boner?”

6. “See you guys at work tomorrow.”  

7. “I need a minute. I’m trying to reach a state where I’m drunk enough to have sex with all the nasty people here but also sober enough not to need my stomach pumped.”  

8. “Don’t we need even numbers for this to work?”  

9. “Who’s that guy? He wasn’t here when we started.”  

10. “I think I’m just going to watch for a while and think about the decisions I’ve made in my life that have led me here.”  

11. “If a genie appeared and granted me three wishes, my first one would be to not be the kind of person who would be here.”  

12. “Save me a seat at church tomorrow, Randy.”  

13. “Why are there no women here?”