13 things people said in the 80’s (but don’t say now).

The Intergalactic Business Report goes back in time to retrieve 13 things people said in the 80’s (but don’t say now).

1. I’m going to the tanning bed to fry for a couple hours.* 

2. That’s Michael Jackson sexy! 

3. I’m straighter than George Michael! 

4. Trust me. I’m more honest than OJ Simpson. 

5. One more wine cooler and I’ll jump your bones. 

6. Jan-Michael Vincent is an awesome actor! 

7. I’ll believe that the day Eddie Murphy makes family friendly movies. 

8. Judd Nelson is going to have a long, successful career. 

9. What did you think of the plot for this porn movie? 

10. Corey Feldman is so talented. 

11. John Stamos isn’t going to age well.  

12. I can’t wait to drink Zima with my grandkids someday. 

13. The only reason I smoke weed is because it’s against the law. 
 
*Still said in New Jersey.