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14 things you need to stop worrying about if you ever want to be successful.

6/28/2019

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You’ve heard it a million times: You’ll only find success when you stop worrying what others think of you. It’s so true. So true. And yet every day most of us are paralyzed by our concern for what impressions we make on people we don’t even know. Instead of spending your life fretting over frivolous insecurities, do what we suggest by not worrying about these 14 common, but totally unnecessary worries. Start today, start tomorrow, but start soon.
 
 
Find success and stop worrying about these 14 things:
 
 
  1. Wearing underwear on the outside of your pants.
  2. Smelling like “shit.”
  3. Washing your body.
  4. Wearing “appropriate” clothing, like pants.
  5. Swearing at strangers in elevators.
  6. Spontaneously screaming in grocery stores when you enter the cheese section.
  7. Throwing old fruit at passersby at the family fun park.
  8. Streaking through old folks homes.
  9. Acting like you’re having a seizure on the intersection of Main and 57th.
  10. Pooping in urinals.
  11. Ordering, “Whatever’s in your pants,” from waiters at restaurants.
  12. Wearing your bathrobe to work.
  13. Taking your bathrobe off at work.
  14. "Live dubbing" movies in theaters by shouting out what you think the actors would say in Japanese, even though you don’t know Japanese.
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