9 new hipster trends.

Hipsters head home after a night of drinking.

Hipsters. Those guys who want to be living in the 19th century but also want iphones. Each year, they come up with new and fascinating ways to express themselves and the Intergalactic Business Report highlights nine of their best efforts.
 
 
1. Drunk staring at classic books. 

2. Carrying civil war pistols to go with their beards. 

3. Brass nutsack carriers. 

4. Drinking coffee that was strained through famous people’s butt cracks. 

5. Trapping animals and selling their fur. 

6. Arctic expeditions where no one comes back. 

7. Living as hermits on a rich guy’s property.  

8. Boxing kangaroos. 

​9. Parasols to keep the sun off them while being leeched.