Stuff Gen Z will never understand…

If you’re old enough to have lived through the seventies, eighties, or even the nineties, there are some things that time has forgotten. Try explaining to a twenty-year-old how a collect call worked or who Evel Knieval was. The look on their stupid faces is so fucking funny! Now, the Intergalactic Business Report gives you a hilarious list of totally normal stuff from the past that Generation Z will never understand.  
 
Collect calls.
Flashers.
Peeing off overpasses onto traffic.
Centerfolds.
Hiring clowns so you can watch them have sex.
Unleaded gasoline.
Tree fucking.
Hailing a cab.
Calling up a circus to see if they have clowns who will fuck in front of you. 
Rotary phones.
Asking a tree to marry you and then having sex with it, regardless of the answer.
Phone cards.
Organ grinders.
Taking out your penis on a bus and saying “stick em up, muzzfuckers!”
1-900 numbers.
Working as a clown who has sex with other clowns in front of people for money.
Mapquest.

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